This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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