Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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