Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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