This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If I die, sorry about rent.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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