She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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