He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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