I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
I love us.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here