try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?