Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.