yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.