Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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