ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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