She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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