When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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