if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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