He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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