Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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