Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I am one with the molecules
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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