high people should be assigned attendants
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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