question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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