I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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