come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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