If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.