I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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