they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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