Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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