i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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