he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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