I think i sorta joined a cult last night
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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