if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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