are you still at the devil's house?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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