I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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