Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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