I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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