i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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