Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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