Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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