Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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