Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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