We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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