; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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