I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
where are you?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.