It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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