Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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