I didn't shave. On purpose
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
tell me about the fingering
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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