i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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