OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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