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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Someone signed my nipple.
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