I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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