Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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