This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
did you just send me my own nude
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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