Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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