It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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