He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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