weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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